Rock: Me again.
Me: Oh geeeze. It’s rather late, I was hoping for a quicky.
Rock: That’s your problem. You start late and then you want things to go fast. Look at me. I am whole and I am strong. Like really strong.
pause.
Me: Your point.
Rock: Pick me up and throw me.
Me: [Picks up the rock and throws it]
Rock: Weeeeee…
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